1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [ ] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [ ] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 4

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [X] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (My hairs always been short)
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

Running total: 6

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on ( I KNEW it was there. )
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door (It was intentional)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 7

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( I've gone shirtless. )
33. [ ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I generally hate people irl)
34. [X] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (Thanks Fagio)
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [X] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ ] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 10

41. [X] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 13

51. [X] Have done enough stupid things to make a test ( Just many different things.)
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil ( It wasn't accidental.)
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (Anything I say.)

Running total: 17

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught ( I NEVER GET CAUGHT. X)

Running total: 22

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [X] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid ( You don't understand me enough to be asking this question. )
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't ( I was drunk. )
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Fagio)
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt ( I used something else. )

Running total: 25

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [X] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone. (ROFL DAD, I'M SORRY!!!! XDDD )
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people ( I just threw it. )
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 27

91. [X] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil ( I just get really into it, jesus. Ass. )
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [X] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story ( I just stop telling it)
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [X] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling ( Doesn't that make you creative in a way? How does this pertain to stupidity? )
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

GRAND TOTAL: 31

Not a genius, but smarter than most. <3